I live in Lancaster County PA. Wonderful in the summer. No GMO
crops here. Amish despise them, so do the Mennonites. This happened
many years ago, but I remembered the story the other day. This was just
before the fibro got really bad. My son and I went to a local farm
where you can pick your own peaches, or apples. We went to pick
peaches, and I wanted a lot because I was canning them.
This is a Mennonite owned spot. Oh, oops, I will explain, Amish have buggies... Mennonites
have black cars, with NO chrome. They all wear ugly dresses and
sneakers. Amish are black, green, and blue for their color pallet
choices. Mennonite can wear floral patterns, as long as they aren't
too... loud.. I guess is a good word.
Okay, so.. we are picking the hell out of some peaches we had a lot.
We went up to pay and a very large flying insect flew right down my
shirt. Now, you might be thinking, Well, maybe her reaction wasn't HULK
SMASH because she wasn't super sick yet. Well.. I didn't smash
anything...
Somehow the little fucker bug was in my bra. Now, to those that don't know me I have big titties. They fill up a bra. None of that push up shit for me. Matter fact my boobs just fall out the center of those every time I bend down... I digress, big boobs.. Mennonite man ringing me up, weighing my peaches..
He comes out to give me my total and I am doing the dance.. I can feel the fucker bug moving around my titty.. I freaked. So.. what do you do when something is trapped? You remove the garment under which it is trapped... I did not take my shirt off.. but I lifted my shirt and my bra like I was at Mardi Gras wanting some beads. I wish I would have had a camera to catch the reaction of the Mennonite man. My kid approached me and said "mom, two things, first of all.. yes your nipples are pierced and I know that now. Secondly, you just showed a Mennonite man your boobs."
I couldn't stop laughing.. the peach man was flabbergasted and happy. I got my peaches for really cheap that day. I do NOT recommend trying this for cheap peaches. It will only work with Amish and Mennonite and it has to be an accident.
Somehow the little fucker bug was in my bra. Now, to those that don't know me I have big titties. They fill up a bra. None of that push up shit for me. Matter fact my boobs just fall out the center of those every time I bend down... I digress, big boobs.. Mennonite man ringing me up, weighing my peaches..
He comes out to give me my total and I am doing the dance.. I can feel the fucker bug moving around my titty.. I freaked. So.. what do you do when something is trapped? You remove the garment under which it is trapped... I did not take my shirt off.. but I lifted my shirt and my bra like I was at Mardi Gras wanting some beads. I wish I would have had a camera to catch the reaction of the Mennonite man. My kid approached me and said "mom, two things, first of all.. yes your nipples are pierced and I know that now. Secondly, you just showed a Mennonite man your boobs."
I couldn't stop laughing.. the peach man was flabbergasted and happy. I got my peaches for really cheap that day. I do NOT recommend trying this for cheap peaches. It will only work with Amish and Mennonite and it has to be an accident.
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